Marketing test - any takers?

by Blair Warren

Though I’ve bashed the Law of Attraction and The Secret for some time, I now realize it has been in vain.

It seems some people are going to spend their money on New Age ideas no matter how absurd some of the ideas may be.  And if that’s what they want, who am I to stop them?

So - brace yourself - I’m thinking about switching sides.  Instead of bashing these ideas, I thinking about selling them.  But first I’m going to run a little marketing test to see if the idea is feasible.  If it does as well as I think it will, I’ll probably get started right away.I will tell you what you want to hear.  It makes no difference to me; if you want to hear it, I’ll say it.

Anyway, here’s the offer I’m making.  Please let me know if you are interested.

For just half the price of what the other LOA gurus are charging, here’s what I’m willing to do:

1) I will tell you what you want to hear.  Whether it’s “Anything is possible”, “The Universe is like a catalog”, “Feeling good is the most important thing”, “This is based on science”, “It’s really that easy”, etc.  It makes no difference to me; if you want to hear it, I’ll say it.

2) I will provide anecdotal evidence to “prove” that the things you want to hear are true.  If I can’t find stories that seem to prove these things, I will spin and/or create stories that will.

3) I will not disclose evidence I uncover that may disprove these ideas.

4) If you can’t get the first ideas to work, I’ll come up with new ones that probably won’t work either - for an extra charge, of course.

5) I will say all these things with a straight face and promise to never make fun of you except in private to my closest friends and associates.After you pay me, I’ll provide more “proof” the ideas work by showcasing all the great things I bought with your money.

And finally…

6) After you pay me, I’ll provide more “proof” the ideas work by showcasing all the great things I bought with your money.

That’s right.  I’ll do all this for *half* the price the other guys are charging.  But I’m only accepting a handful of students for this marketing test so don’t delay.

Operators are standing by.

PS.  If credentials are important to you, I am willing to buy some to make my material seem more legitimate.  When writing, please specify what degrees you’d like me to have so that I can order them online and have them delivered before we get started.

Posted on Sunday, February 24, 2008 at 03:22 PM

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