The Guru Game

by Blair Warren

The Players:

Guru: a person who devotes his life to figuring out new ways to convince others he already has life figured out.

Disciple: a person who devotes his life to discovering new ways to prevent himself from learning the definition of a guru.

Dumbass: a person who devotes his life to exposing and mocking the guru game instead of shutting his mouth and profiting from it.

How to Play:

Everyone joins hands and spins in circles.  The game ends when the money stops flowing.  The guru always wins, but there is good clean fun to be had by all.

Want to play?  I’ll be the dumbass, as usual.

Posted on Saturday, June 21, 2008 at 07:42 AM

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