The Elmo Standard

by Blair Warren

My wife and I just saw a TV commercial for Ba-Ba Baby Elmo.

This is a doll you have to feed with a bottle and it makes slurping and burping sounds.

My wife said, “That’s the cutest thing.”

“You don’t think it’s cute when you have to feed me and I make bodily noises,” I said.

“That’s because you’re not Elmo.”

Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 11:23 AM

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