The Elmo Standard
My wife and I just saw a TV commercial for Ba-Ba Baby Elmo.
This is a doll you have to feed with a bottle and it makes slurping and burping sounds.
My wife said, “That’s the cutest thing.”
“You don’t think it’s cute when you have to feed me and I make bodily noises,” I said.
“That’s because you’re not Elmo.”
Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 at 12:23 PM
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John Thomas says...
Blair,
You could always die all of your body hair bright red.
You’d either be Elmo or ostracized as a punk rocker.
Either way, it could be fun for you.
- John
Posted on 03/02/2008 at 01:56 PM
Jan says...
Hi Blair,
let me reassure you, man to man.
It’s not what Elmo has and you haven’t.
It’s what you have and he don’t…
Posted on 03/02/2008 at 02:16 PM
C says...
I despise Elmo, can’t stand his evil laugh, or his squeaky voice that sounds like he has a speech impediment.
James Taylor sings to Oscar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQa4dvrg1E
Sesame streets:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiKBoLXg5Cw
http://ihateelmoweek.tripod.com/
Posted on 03/10/2008 at 02:39 PM
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